You go inside to find yourself something to eat in the kitchen.  You find some laddus on the counter and sit down to start eating them.  All of a sudden a soccer ball comes flying past your face.  “Whoa watch out!” you scream.  In comes running a teenage God-boy.  It ends up that while you [...]

You sit down and pull out your iPad.  Weeeee!  Angry Birds!  You get to a really hard level and try a couple of times to angle your pigs in different ways.  Ugh!  You miss.  Then a rock lands on your iPad and breaks the screen.  You’re sad. The End Back to beginning

You write down carefully on a piece of paper “grant me my old head back…on my neck…exactly as I used to look prior to the incident with my so-called-father.  No funny business!” You put the paper carefully into your pocket and commence standing on one foot in a yoga tree pose for 1000 years without [...]

You’re so mad you decide to go fight Shiva for turning you into an elephant!  This is a ridiculous idea because he is Shiva. You pull your arm back to punch him and he holds the top of your head. This is even more effective than normal because your head is about 6 times as [...]

You saunter inside dutifully and knock on the bathroom door.  “Mom!  There’s some guy at the door claiming to be the man of the house.  What do you want me to do?” Parvathi, enjoying her bath, decides to pretend she doesn’t hear you. “MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!!!!” Fine, you pout.  You decide to just go back outside and [...]

The man enters the house and starts screaming for Parvathi.  “Honey, I am in the home!” he shouts.  Parvathi throws on her robe and comes running out, all smiles, and shakes the hand of her husband.  “I’m so glad you’re back!  Where’s Ganesha?” “Who?” replies Shiva.  Parvathi explains that in his long absence they had [...]

You and Konchu wander over to the kitchen to find a snack because you realize you’re actually really hungry.  Konchu lets you get on him and he takes you around to the different cupboards until you decide on a bowl-full of laddus. You sit down and start to eat them. You get so into filling [...]

“Hey..umm.. my name is Ganesha.”  The mouse blinks at you. “Are you a magic mouse?”  The mouse scratches its nose. “Well then… I guess I’ll name you Koncha.”  Koncha is big…definitely bigger than a regular mouse.  You decide to grab onto his side and see if he’ll help get you up.  He moves forward as [...]

You decide that it would be really funny if you lift up people’s skirts with your trunk and confuse them all.  “Koncha!  Take me to the main drag!” Immediately you realize the first flaw with your plan – there is no main drag since there isn’t really a town per se, just a bunch of [...]

“ARMY!” you shout. “Help me get up!!!”  The army stares at you blankly. They only respond to Shiva. They blink at you. You blink at them back. Hmmm.  Back to the drawing board for you.